Christmas crackers = Christmas jokes!

18 Dec

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One of my favorite parts of Christmas are the Christmas crackers, in particular Christmas jokes and the fun toys you get in the cracker.

Mum always wants the ring, Dad a pen and Bro the yo yo. But what I love best are the jokes.

So with that said, just released here are the top a Christmas cracker jokes for 2013!

Just for a laugh (or a groan as is usual on the big day), here are the 10 best Christmas Cracker jokes as voted by the public.

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?. Twerky

Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay? Because they were two deer

Mary and Josephnow they had a stable relationship

What does the Queen call her Christmas broadcast? The One Show

What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker

Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf insurance

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 7lb 6oz when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered

How do you know if Santa has been in your shed? You’ve got three extra hoes

Why was the Brussels Sprout sent to prison? Because he was a repeat offender

Read more: http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/2013-10-Christmas-Cracker-jokes-voted-public/story-20307646-detail/story.html#ixzz2no2PSCzF

So with a week left till Christmas!

Crack open your Christmas cracker and enjoy the festive funny season!

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